Cacophony I, by Jepotastic, RavMacK, DrRollefson, FaceboyTheKid, RobertGraefeMusic, TapDaddyBeats

Cacophony I

by Jepotastic, RavMacK, DrRollefson, FaceboyTheKid, RobertGraefeMusic, TapDaddyBeats

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1.	Jepotastic, RavMacK - Bye Bye Black Widow 02:24	lyrics	buy track
hey ho - spider no hey ho - spider no but hooray for me tee hee hee hee your beady eyes linger burned into my brain neurotoxin pointy fangs what was once the bite of pain eight lines for eight legs trampled beneath my feet all the same take that black widow but now you're dead! and the angels sing now you're dead! we giggle with glee now you see (now you see) don't bite me (don't bite me) cause it won't end well for you (spider, please) with your life dumb spider worthless it may be for your insolence you pay put the flamethrower away eight lines for eight legs trampled beneath my feet all the same take that black widow hey ho - spider no hey ho - spider no but hooray for me tee hee hee hee
2.	Jepotastic, DrRollefson - Potato Internet 03:10	lyrics	buy track
the internet the internet is NOT WORKING (i need internet) i need to watch my shows on netflix i need to talk to my boss in phoenix i need to call my mom far away i need everything to be ok i was a bit miffed but that was yesterday internet is on the way potato internet potato internet we'll wave to you from the sunset potato internet potato internet technicians we are forever in your debt (i need internet) it will not work here it's monsoon season it will work if rays of light can break through can we just find a way i know everything will be ok i was a bit miffed but that was yesterday internet is on the way potato internet potato internet we'll wave to you from the sunset potato internet potato internet technicians we are forever in your debt
3.	Jepotastic, Robert Graefe - Reflections 04:30	lyrics	buy track
i walked through the fields fields of my youth the woods of memory of deepening truth it's been years now since we found the lake sank deep in the waters of innocence displayed dew pearling on the leaves while the daylight fades away while the daylight fades away the light in your eyes my signal mirror reflections to guide my way home through this maze it's been years now since my feet have strayed so deep in the tangles of wilderness unpaved wind stirring fallen leaves but your memory fades away but your memory fades away my past, such precious seeds you've made me what i am today what i am today
4.	Jepotastic, FaceboyTheKid - Wrestling Queen 02:22	lyrics	buy track
waiting here on the showroom floor the aircon in my hair clouds of scent surround me the perfume counter owns me i'll stand here and smile and wish that i could care dreaming of how i could be that stirring inside is how i survive BAM i'm hitting you with a clothesline burgeoning dream to be a wrestling queen oh yes, it's my time to shine soon you'll see how fierce i can be training for years on the showroom floor with karens in my ear take you down in five moves the mental fortitude to stand here and smile i'll teach you to fear dreaming of how i could be that stirring inside is how i survive BAM i'm hitting you with a clothesline burgeoning dream to be a wrestling queen oh yes, it's my time to shine soon you'll see how fierce i can be oh, here comes my piledriver burgeoning dream to be a wrestling queen... "oops! sorry karen, i didn't see you there. oh look! how did that get spilled all over your new top? what's that? you want to talk to the manager? oh i completely understand."
5.	Jepotastic, TapDaddyBeats - Benjamin's Vengeance 02:20	lyrics	buy track
i never thought of, i never (wow!) i never thought of wowing Owen Wilson offing scammer villains set the tone of the party day / hero five years old benjamin starts to party play who can say / owen wilson where? he be on his way / uber be here soon if there no delay / aquaman in the driver seat / he be salty, salty salty as the deep blue sea constantly / see, he be driving circles so deliberately / stop the man timely reaching benny's party / aquaman be fishy with his taxi scam / aquaman full of spite no invite from the benny-jimmy-jam / owwwwwwww my heart / a-q-u-a aquaward / i never thought of, i never (wow!) i never thought of wowing Owen Wilson offing scammer villains owen wilson never fails to appear / hours later stumbles in cuttlefish on his rear (oh dear) / benjamin's vengeance looming so near / benny-swimmy-jimmy-jam whips out the scientific gear / science project gone horribly right / weaponized owen's 'wow' to shoot him on sight / sonic wow will allow retribution alright / aquaman enters left, 'wow' hits him from right (tight) / owen wilson wow-enhancement sci-fi man / aquaman full of spite no invite from benny-jimmy-jam / owwwwwwww my heart / a-q-u-a aquaward / oww, you got me with that wow / quoth owen wilson "how you like me now?" / "alas, i am betrayed, dying words avow / with a final breath my life of scamming ends now!" / gasp gurgle gurgle, a splutter fishy breath / aquaman, and his aquascam faded into death / i never thought of, i never (wow!) i never thought of wowing Owen Wilson offing scammer villains

about

The Cacophony Challenge is a musical "Choose Your Own Adventure" featuring live composition by special musical guests and Jepotastic with initial input from the audience. Songs were written live on stream at www.twitch.tv/jepotastic from March 2021-January 2022